This Guy Has The Most Painfully Honest Tinder Bio.
It’s safe to say that you won’t find many people being humble on dating sites, the overall objective is to be self-conceited as possible. Whether its through endless selfies or putting ‘model’ in you bio because one of your Instagram pics got over 200 likes.
Luckily we have Dustin, a young man who knows the emotional pitfalls that come with dating sites.
Some girl posted this to make fun of the guy, but I’d be down to crack a beer with dude, he seems chill pic.twitter.com/Ew9h7DD0vg
— Trump2 (@JessPuffy) June 23, 2017
“Well I’m a fat fuck with a big truck. If we can’t get a big greasy burger then we won’t work. I’m 21 years old but don’t let that fool you, I have no social life like I’m 40. If my truck doesn’t impress you my personality probably won’t either. Welcome to the shit show.”
You can’t but admire the guys honesty, don’t worry Dustin we think you are an alright guy.
First of all, that truck is truly impressive a number of eligible ladies would be lucky to call shotgun on.
Also, burgers are greasy, but there is nothing wrong with having them for a date.
Finally, you are clearly a self-aware guy who doesn’t take himself to seriously, which cannot be said for most people on dating sites.
If you want some tips to elevate your tinder game, check out our article HOW TO MASTER TINDER AS A GENTLEMAN.