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Things You Can Say During Sex And At A Job Interview.

We made you laugh with Things You Can Say During Sex And At Dinner, we went morbid with Things You Can Say During Sex And At A Funeral, now we are back with things you can say during your important job interview and your sexual escapades. 

We will start of light:

“I will put in the effort, and bend over backwards to make sure than every customer walks away satisfied.”

Its only fair: 

“You’re going to have to pay more than that if you expect me to do what you’re asking for.”

Sometimes its good to be honest: 

“I’m honestly just doing this for the money.”

Touché:

“I’m sorry for coming so early.”

“That’s ok… the three guys before you all came early as well”

Me too:

“I’ve had a lot of experience in similar positions.”

Every boss’ dream worker:

“I won’t give up, and if surrounded by my betters, will take it on the chin for the sake of teamwork goals.”

Lets be honest you were expecting this one:

“I always rise to the occasion.”

I’m sure Harvey Weinstein heard this a lot:

“You’re going to have to pay more than that if you expect me to do what you’re asking for.”

More than five and I’m not game:

“How many people will I be working under?”

Hello, is this the police:

“I’m very good at working with children.”

This is why I’m always late to my interviews:

“You’re early so I didn’t have time to clean-up after the previous visitor.”

Take an interest in your interviewer:

“Is that a picture of your wife?”

If you enjoyed this article check out Things You Can Say During Sex And At A Funeral.

Also,  Things You Can Say During Sex And At Dinner. 

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