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Not The Onion

XXXTENTACION Fan Has Seen Him Hiding In Cuba With Tupac.

Despite every major news outlet and XXTENTACION’s own camp confirming his death, one fan has evidence that the 20-year-old rapper is still alive and his death was just part of his elaborate masterplan for an uprising with Tupac.

According to the fan, XXTENTACION heard word from the ultra-secretive Illuminati that he was next to be sacrificed so he faked his own death to go to Cuba to meet up with Tupac. 

The fan claims the Illuminati is real because his YouTube conspiracy videos have been flagged. In reality YouTube did not care about his conspiracies, rather, they just didn’t want him using Beyonce’s ‘Who Run The World’ as part of his analysis. 

The fan who goes by the username ‘9/11Bush’ cites a video recorded by XXTENTACION as prove he is alive. The video appears to show the rapper saying the reports of his death were fake, and that they had been staged for a music video. Despite the video being months old and having no relevance in this situation, the fan claims XXXTENTACION, being the prophet he is predicted his death and pre-recorded that video only for his most eagle-eyed supporters to decipher.  

When  we showed him the disturbing footage of XXXTENTACION lying in the car with no pulse, he refuted that was his favourite rapper, according to him action-movies have shown him when there is a shooting the crime scene must be splattered with blood Dexter style.  Despite his insistence that he is  intelligent, the concept of internal bleeding was just too much for him to fathom. The person conducting the interview, gave up with trying to use logic to explain reality to the fan, who we believe is between 12-19 and also hold Lil Peep in ‘high’ regards. 

THIS IS AN ONION PIECE.

IF SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE ONION IS, SHE’S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!

 

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