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Trump Tells Mueller To Call Off Investigation After Admitting Putin Was In Charge.

According to our source in the Trump administration, it appears Donald Trump is attempting to call off Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian election meddling.  

Many are calling him a traitor, after he appeared to reject the information his intelligence services have given him:

I have great faith in my intelligence people, but I will tell you that President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today

However, our insider claims that Trump aims to embarrass “loser” Mueller when he reveals that he is the first President to finally unite the US and Russia.  

Trump claims that the unity he and Putin showed in working together to rig the election, is diplomacy unheard of between a US and Russian president.

Our source tells us Trump’s reasoning is that the Mueller investigation will finally be exposed for the witch-hunt it is. As there can’t be any meddling if the president is aware of it, at that point it’s diplomatic unity.

Don’t cite us in any argument this is not real news. 




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