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Man Who Repeatedly Makes Blunders Claims Google Is Out For Him.

Donald Trump has accused Google of rigging its search results to make him look bad. Yes the only president in US history you can hear on tape talking about sexual assault is now continuing his assault on the media. This time its the p*ssies at Google who are in trouble.  

We sort of agree with Trump on this, Google has been messing up the search ranking lately, and according to Mr Trump the search giant could be prosecuted for not showing enough positive stories. If this sounds a bit 1984 for you, it’s because Google hasn’t been messing with your searches on how to get your d*ck bigger 14 days. 

“Google search results for “Trump News” shows only the viewing/reporting of Fake New Media,” he wrote on Twitter. “In other words, they have it RIGGED, for me & others, so that almost all stories & news is BAD. Fake CNN is prominent. Republican/Conservative & Fair Media is shut out. Illegal?”

He also suggested that he had studied the results on a search for “Trump news” and concluded that almost all were “left-wing”. It is not clear where that figure came from, and it does not appear to match up with what appears on that results page at the moment.

“96 per cent of results on ‘Trump News’ are from National Left-Wing Media, very dangerous,” he continued. “Google & others are suppressing voices of Conservatives and hiding information and news that is good. They are controlling what we can & cannot see. This is a very serious situation-will be addressed!”

The irony now is whenever you type in ‘Trump news’ into Google, all you see is reports of Trump criticising Google for not having positive news on him.  I don’t know if Trump is an expert on philosophy but this circular reasoning will trick his followers for many years to come. 

 

 

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