Not The Onion

Not The Onion
Florida Man Solicits Sex In Exchange For Installing Speed Bumps.

Welcome to  Florida, the crazy capital of the world! An ethics panel has found probable cause against a Florida mayor accused of soliciting sex from a resident in exchange for [ … ]

Man Who Repeatedly Makes Blunders Claims Google Is Out For Him.

Donald Trump has accused Google of rigging its search results to make him look bad. Yes the only president in US history you can hear on tape talking about sexual assault is now [ … ]

Women Say 3-D Printing Will Change How They View Your Nudes.

You’ve heard the fear mongering stories that people now have the capability to print a gun at home. Whilst this should still be your primary fear, 3-D printing is going [ … ]

Trump Tells Mueller To Call Off Investigation After Admitting Putin Was In Charge.

According to our source in the Trump administration, it appears Donald Trump is attempting to call off Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian election meddling.   Many are calling him a traitor, [ … ]

Man Known As Stephen Christopher Yaxley Claims Identity Fraud.

A hard-left 35-year-old man has claimed he is the victim of identity fraud — Stephen Christopher Yaxley says the man known as Tommy Robinson has stolen his identity.   Tommy Robinson the former [ … ]

Man Tried To Hire Supremacist To Kill Black Neighbour, Solicits Police.

Not the onions. Once in a while we stumble across headlines that on a first look would make you think you are reading the Onion. This headline come from South [ … ]